1. berkeley students use stanford's libraries by mereley presenting UCB ID.
2. stanford student seen walking through campus on sunny saturday afternoon loudly singing seal's "a kiss from a rose."
3. world's BEST phone message left by afh for jdm regarding lack of cell phone capabilities
4. dirtina has enticing sublet offer for summer
5. dirtina, known for her ability to procrastinate on saturdays, ekes out a couple solid hours of productive hearsay review