on our walk home from "a$$tronomicos" the other day jdm and i began to ponder a life without fancy and delicious yogurt. if i were ever to move to a place without Wallaby, or God forbid, without Brown Cow yogurt, my quality of life would seriously decline. in anticipation (and fear) of such a dismal day, jdm and i wrote a protest song. this goes to the tune of "A Mighty Fortress is our God" and could be sung outside a major grocery store along with other picketing Brown Cow aficionados:
A mighty yogurt is Brown Cow
Its flavors never fail us
So healthy, sweet, and wholesome
None other's as delicious
But Yoplait's all that's here
Brown Cow's not to be found
We won't settle for less
We'll seek it without rest
On earth is not its equal
Needless to say, it's been quite a weekend.
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